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SMS Collection - 97

Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way you should eat �Tandoori Chicken�

I decided to send you the cutest and sweetest gift of the world. But the postman shouted at me saying, � Get out of the post box.�

Baat to who hi nahi karte,
Kehna to hamain bhi aata hai.
Yeh to apni apni ada hai,
Koi kehata hai koi chup rehata hai.

Gandhi kaisi chali teri aandhi,
Aaya tha langot mein ghus gaya 500 ke note mein.

Khuda se maine ek dua maangi,
Dua main apni maut maangi,
Phir khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe mein de du,
Par usko kya kahu jisne teri lambi umar maangi.

Source: www.kathiyavad.com

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